TMTOYH

TMTOYH, or Too Much Time On Your Hands, is a global phenomenon that seems to manifest itself primarily in young school-age males and older living-at-home-when-it's-no-longer-socially-acceptable males.  Basically it affects the socially retarded.  And yes, that will be my last acronym/title for a while (sorry TCBY, my rave of your delicious treats will have to wait).

I hear what you're saying - "but Dave, what the F*%k are you even talking about, can we have some motherf*%king examples?".  First off, settle down, you don't have to swear, and two, I've got your examples right here biatch.

Behold, example number A - a trailer to a movie that doesn't exist.

I can only image the number of dateless nights it must have taken to put this trailer together.  Absolutely amazing (waste of time).  In all fairness though, it is definitely worth a watch.  This dude cgi'd Thundercats paint, hair cuts, and costumes onto actors in other films.  Pretty mind-blowing stuff.

Exhibit L:

Some nerd built a millennium falcon completely out of lego.  And yes, it is to scale.  Lego is cool and all, but c'mon, somebody has tmtoyh - big time.   Oh, and by "Lego is cool and all", I mean Lego is cool and all, when you're 8.

And finally, behind door number Dave, we have this pathetic waste of time:

The only thing more pathetic than wasting your time building something lame and mildly entertaining (vis a vis the examples above), is wasting your time building some less than mildly entertaining.  At least the other examples were original and showed some sort of initiative, this dude just picked up on a trend that was cool 4 years ago, popular 2 years ago, and completely lame now.  What a wanker.  Whatever you do, don't give this guy any candy.  Or Beer.

Hey, that blog looks kinda like... awww crap, what a crappy time for my backspace key to stop working...

PLEASE DISREGARD THAT LAST EXAMPLE.  Blogging is cool and people still do it, so there...  whew, good recovery Dave.  You deserve a beer.  And some candy.