Ideas for the blog

Thanks to everybody that has been so supportive as I get the ol' blog rolling. A few of you have sent me ideas for upcoming entries, and so far they've all been good. Please keep sending them in, and if I get desperate enough, I might just go ahead and steal them.

Wait, now that I think about it, should I be insulted that people are suggesting ideas already? I haven't even really got into a groove yet and it seems like everybody has an idea for how I can make the blog better. Meh, better's better, you can't argue with results.

So here we go, stolen blog idea #1 - Why Dave's are the best people in the world.

Rather than a whole diatribe on this, I figured I should follow the example of a famous David and go at it top 10 list style.

Top 10 Reason's Why Dave's are the Best People in the World

#10 - The name David is universal. In my life I have been told that David is a good Jewish, Irish, English, Scottish, Greek, Christian, and Portuguese name. Dave is 100% portable to all ethnicities and religions - Everybody loves Dave!

#9 - Google "Famous Dave" or "Famous David" and you will find hundreds of restaurants and food manufacturers using the David name to hock their food. Type in "Famous Brett" and the first entry is for a site called nutters.org. Dave 1, Brett 0.

#8 - Dave's are funny. David Letterman, Dave Foley, Dave Chappelle, David Spade, Dave Thomas (the Wendy's guy AND the SCTV guy) - the list goes on. Not forever, but for a few more names I'm sure.

#7 - There has never been a terrorist attack masterminded OR executed by a Dave. We're way too laid back for that shit.

#6 - Dave's make great leaders. I only need to point to David Karesh to prove that point. 

#5 - We have our own religion.

#4 - Our religion is also known as Shepherd's Rod - not in a gay way but in a manly way.  And not manly in a gay way either.

#3 & #2 - Dave's are extremely efficient and can oftentimes complete two tasks in a single action.

#1 - This guy. *points to self* Not convinced? Alright, how about this guy? (That's right, we played the Lyre before Saul)

There you have it, 10ish reasons why Dave's are the best people in the world.

Thanks to Dave T. for providing the divine inspiration for this post.