Why not a daily dose of Dave? What if we need more Dave?

well... there are three reasons that a daily dosage was not feasible:

1. I don't want to be held to that level of commitment. What happens if I miss a day? Then I look like a liar. Dave ain't no liar.

2. I'm not capable of forming at least one unique thought each day.

3. The url http://www.dailydoseofdave.blogspot.com/ was taken. I took a quick look through the blog to see if it was any good; it's not. My blog might only have one post (this one), no pictures (they're coming), no links, no followers, and no Google ads, but I can confidently say that it's better. Okay fine, it's not better, but what was I supposed to do? Use www.dailydoseofdavid.blogspot.com? That one was taken too. Really makes you realize just how unimaginative you are doesn't it? The latter blog isn't even a blog, it's just some turd with a single post listed twice discussing what he did on May 8th, 2006. Turd. The only thing somewhat redeeming about David's blog is the fact that his singular post was on Leroy's birthday. Go Leroy.

So I'm blogging. Whew it's tiring work. It's like doing work at work, but just for funsies. Whose idea was this anyway? That's the last time I get drunk on Thursday and vow to start a blog in the morning. Well... the last time until I've abandoned this blog (in about 2-3 weeks), forgotten why I abandoned it, got drunk on a Thursday and vowed to re-start a blog in the morning.

So what to expect from Dave's blog? Mostly bitching/ranting about stuff I don't like, what's going on with the D-meister (me, but don't ever call me the D-meister), and of course, stuff that I like, which lucky for me, is a lot of stuff - should make for good filler on the days when I'm having trouble forming an original thought. Hey, I guess I can always peruse the blogs of my namesakes and rip off their content... nobody will notice if I just change a few minor details...